Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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