it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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