IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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