is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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