I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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