awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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