Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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