No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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