You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Buhtt sex?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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