She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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