STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just googled if crying burns calories
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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