His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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