Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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