i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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