think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
