Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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