Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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