Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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