Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Randomize
