I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Congratulations! We have a period
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