My room smells like vodka and shame
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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