its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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