So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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