your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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