id be glad to
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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