I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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