I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
