I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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