Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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