Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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