do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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