How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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