Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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