Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I think people are normalizing furries
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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