What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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