Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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