My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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