do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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