i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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