If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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