just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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