He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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