sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize