She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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