# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Randomize
