yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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