if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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