I want to walk on stilts...naked
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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