Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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