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She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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