I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
