belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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