Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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