butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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