what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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